I suppose I should start this post by stating that the following has been written all in good fun. Keep that in mind as you read this and weep... with tears of laughter... hopefully.
As many of you may know I have some really attractive single friends. In fact, there are three of us and we like to call ourselves... The Wolfpack.
Let's start with the youngest, and the spunkiest of the group. May I introduce you to, Miss Alex Jay.
Alex is a 23-year-old hairdresser who enjoys dancing, laughing, long walks on the beach and the occasional butt grab when she's had a bit too much. Even when she's the DD Alex can be found giving it her all on the dance floor and making every boy in sight wish they could tap that. If you are 21+, into sports, have a sense of humor, are a bit of a baby-face and know how to style your hair, Alex may be the lady for you!
The next lady on deck, is a bit sassy, a bit sloppy but mostly a SERIOUSLY fun lady... May I introduce, Sassy Sara
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Sara is the lovely bronzed brunette.
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Sara needs a man who's gonna treat her right. She needs a man who is a bit thick-skinned, for this little lady doesn't hold back. She also would really like a man with a tan. Preferably one who would enjoy tanning with her. Besides tanning, Sara enjoys playing with her puppy, frolicking by the lake, dancing her ass off and tanning some more. If you are a tanned man seeking a sassy lady, here she is. Men who wear jewellery need not apply. Men with tattoos are much more than welcome.
And last, but not least would be, of course, yours truly... This girl Ish.
Coming in at 5'2 and 110 pounds this girl has a passion for fashion, and a passion for men who also like fashion. I'm mostly into buying things that are striped but sometimes I break the mould. I like laughing, writing and dancing until I can no longer stand up! I have an incredible weakness for the scruff on a mans chin. Once called a "magician of accents" I have a special hidden talent for accent imitation. Usually into funny dudes or those with quirks, if you don't mind being bossed around once in awhile, I'M YOUR LADY!
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Just your average dance party with the wolfpack
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GUYS!! This could be you, about to get your ass grabbed by Miss. Jay
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| We know how to party. Thats all. |
For a good time with any of these ladies, apply HERE
In the meantime, think of us while you dance to THIS
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